Ugly Guys on Dating Websites! WTF?!?

21 Sep

Have you all noticed how many unattractive guys there are on all the dating sites? I’m talking,,, And why do these ugly guys always seem to be my match despite height, body type and hair type preferences. When I say no bald guys, I mean NO f’ing baldies! Also no one over 38 means that if you are in your 50s you are my parents age and don’t have a chance in hell with me. Go after people your own age you dirty creeps! It’s not that hard. Worse yet the somewhat decent guys, seem to want to get laid on the first date.

Who are all you bitches out there making these guys think that A. If they are ugly they can talk to pretty girls. B. If they have money that looks and hygiene don’t matter. C. If you are somewhat cute…I mean a 5 out of 10 you think you can hook up with me on date 1 and even try sleeping with me.? I don’t care if you have all the money in the world. Don’t treat me like an f’ing pro because I’m not. Go get a hooker and leave me the hell alone!

Girls I’m serious if we demand more from guys they will deliver or else be forced to pay for sex or get it from the strictly ugly girls. I don’t know any girl that has ever thoroughly enjoyed a one night stand…which it WILL BE if you sleep with him on the first date no matter what he tells you. They are awkward and sloppy. You can’t get off with a partner that doesn’t give two shits about you because he’s in it for himself. A two pump chump if you will. So don’t waste your time. Nor will he leave his wife for you so take out your moral compass and get your dildo out. Take care of business on your own before ruining a family over your own insecurities. You are better than that and don’t need to be validated by any guy that only wants sex or to make out. Validate your self with self-acceptance over the situation that you are better than this jerk and your true soul mate is out there waiting for you. If you can’t follow this simple golden woman rule do it for all the other girls that you will be screwing over in your wake after your one night stand. Men are sometimes stupid and they repeatedly do what has worked once and will make you feel bad if you try to reject this abhorrent behavior. Don’t fall for it. Give this new found jerk what he really deserves… a nice case of blue balls.

Guys…step up your game. Take a girl out to a nice place, get her a drink and buy her something to eat and keep your shit in your pants.

8 Responses to “Ugly Guys on Dating Websites! WTF?!?”

  1. Jack February 9, 2015 at 12:11 am #

    Die from cancer.


  2. zag October 5, 2013 at 10:52 am #

    go eat a hill of snail dicks you repulsive bitch…

    Liked by 1 person

    • saranyc October 5, 2013 at 1:16 pm #

      Haaa…I just read this comment to my mom and we both got a good chuckle out of it. I especially like the zinger “repulsive bitch”. I had to think a bit about what a “snail dick” might be. Are you possibly telling me to go eat a bunch of small dicks lol? Made my belly hurt from laughing so hard. Thanks!


  3. Laidain August 26, 2013 at 10:12 pm #

    Its so true what the poster said, a lot of ugly ass, fat, bald gross men online seeking out pretty chicks……lol

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Jarrod Doran September 28, 2011 at 3:15 am #

    I want to like you, really I do but this post seems so incredibly shallow that I went from “in awe” to ” what a bitch”. I mean let’s be honest here; I am a thirty year old man, I look for love in all the wrong places and I’m not like any of the guys you seem to have such an appetite for. Maybe if you stopped willing every perfect looking guy into being Mr Awesome and just found someone who is a match for you, there would be no need for you self-centered rant that basically points a pretty little finger at all men. I for one treat my dates like I would treat my best friend, with respect. While I agree with you on the rampant assholishness of a lot of men, there are some damn worthy guys out there. They might not all look like Brad Pitt with an Adonis body but I’m sure they know how to treat a woman.

    All that said, I still think you are interesting and will probably continue reading your posts. Have a great night.

    Liked by 1 person

    • saranyc September 10, 2014 at 7:25 pm #

      You posted this years ago, but I hope you see my response. As of late I have been going for nerdier guys. Still they can’t be really over weight where they have multiple chins or big guts. Also no hair is a deal breaker for me sorry to say. So is bad breath. The most recent guy I dated for 6 months to find out he was engaged the entire time. My girlfriends called him Harry Potter because of the huge glasses he wore. Let me tell you Assholish guys come in all shapes and sizes.


      • Nick October 10, 2014 at 2:39 am #

        Well what do you look like? I don’t see a pic so I’d need to know how you look before I can justify you refering to yourself as a “pretty girl”. I can tell you from experience that plenty of chicks do some shady stuff online as well, it’sa 2-way street. You just gotta be patient and laugh it off.

        BTW, name’s Nick, I’m on dating sites, don’t think I’m a model but I’m not 45, balding and overweight and I’m looking for a girl I can take out and get to know. If that’s what you’re actually looking for like you say you are…

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        • saranyc November 7, 2014 at 3:02 am #

          Hi Nick! Thanks for your comment!! Obviously, I lay it all out on the line here and would be completely horrified if anyone I knew in real life associated this content with me. So pictures of me will NEVER go up.

          I actually thought I wasn’t pretty for most of my life. When I was growing up I knew I got a lot of looks and I would always ask my mom why people stared at me. She would say because I was pretty and I was like yeah right mom. It wasn’t till I was living single in NYC these last 2 years and attracted hordes of different kinds of guys that I realized I must be pretty. I mean beauty is in the eye of the beholder of course. I’m more exotic looking. Not your typical Blonde hair blue – eyed girl. I’ve been told I look like Selma Hayek or Eva Mendes. And I have the curves to back it up.

          I just had 3 different guys at a Halloween party…that don’t know each other tell me “guys talk about you…in a good way” “all the guys want to get to know you”. I mean that must be happening for a reason.

          I’m torn because I have these fitness model types trying to talk to me in my building and online dating sites, but only want one thing. Then I try to be more open minded and date nerdier guys and they turn out to be assholes too. I’m almost to the point of giving up on finding a decent guy that wants anything close to monogamy and just start living my fantasy with these model type boys and saying to hell with morality and dreams. It’s time to start putting this body to good use. Ugh #conflicted.

          Having said that feel free to send me a link to your pictures on my contact page. If you have IG maybe I’ll start following you ;).


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